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Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but sometimes, playing a poor hand well

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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

 

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If everything is coming your way you're in the wrong lane!

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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted

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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

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